Hey kids here is a fun activity.
Come back next week for another fun surprise.
Last weeks activity can still be found HERE.
This week we have found some corny jokes you can try on your parents and friends.
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What did you learn today in school?
Not much. I have to go again tomorrow.
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What’s the difference between a school bus driver and a cold?
One knows the stops and the other stops the nose.
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What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?
In the kinder-garden
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How do you mail the alphabet?
In a letter box.
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What letters come after “A”?
All the others.
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What’s the difference between a pen and a pencil?
You push a pen, but a pencil must be lead.
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What do you call it when your father has to take a test?
A pop quiz.
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What’s a synonym?
A word you use when you can’t spell the other word.
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What exercise makes you miss school?
Skipping.
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What golf equipment was out when attendance was taken?
Absent-tees
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Do you like going to school?
Yes, I like to come home too. It’s the staying there in between that I don’t like.
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(And with summer just around the corner) -
Have you missed school lately?
Not a bit.